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The professor told the students that the exam would take an open way therefore they could have anything with them for reference.
On the very day, Tom tugged three cases of reference books into the classroom while Jerry brought his laptop. But the best idea went to Kevin.
He staggered towards his seat, with a postgraduate on his back.
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The doctor insisted that his pretty patient take off all her clothes for examination.
The young lady said in a whisper:”But I’ll be embarrassed to strip to your face.”
Doctor:”All right! Let’s turn off the light first then, tell me when you’re ready.”
One minute later she was ready, and asked in the darkness:”ehm…,now where should I put my clothes?”
Doctor:“Well, just leave them together with mine.”
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A cowboy rode to a pub for a drink. After having it, he went out only to find his horse lost.
He rushed back inside in a fury, gave a shot at the ceiling and shouted:
“Who the f*ck took my horse?”
Only silence.
He went on after a short standstill:
“Never push me! Well, I’d get some more drink, and if you’ve still got any wits with you, better send my horse back to where he was! Otherwise, I should have to do it the worst way!”
At the time he finished drinking, his horse was magically back!
The bartender asked him adoringly:
“Man! How would you have done it the worst way if it’s not back?”
The cowboy turned around, answered in a calm tone:
“WALK HOME!”
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A boy only keeps mother’s day in his mind but not father’s day. His father isn’t happy about that.
On the 8th August this year, when everyone of the family was at table, all of a sudden the son went to the fridge, took out something and turned to his father:”Dad, could tell me what date is doday?”
His father felt great delight inside. He guessed his son was going to give him some surprise.
He tried to answer calmly:”Exactly the 8th of August!”
His son grumbled:
“Damn! The milk is out of its quality period!”
—MY TRANSLATION