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1：I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat. 我只是想消磨一些时间，等着海岸警备队来拖我的船。
(kill time: v.消磨时间)
2：Because you’re starting to freak me out. 你的眼光让我很不安。（freak: adj.奇特的；反常的）
3：Shut up, because here comes one-time-only opportunity. 不过现在有了一个千载难逢的好机会。
4：-Now, why didn’t I think of that? -Well, you’re too close to the project. 我怎么没有想到？-当局者谜啊。
5：Fresh eye never hurts. 旁观者清嘛。
6：Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time? 你愿意明天早上同一时间再一起吃早餐吗？（wouls you like to…:
用于有礼貌的请求、邀请）
7：Well, you Haluki-liki the kind of teacher all the kids have crushes on. 哦，你看上去是那种学生很喜欢的老师。(have a crush on sb.
[俚”>迷恋某人, 深深 地爱上某人；get a crush on sb.[俚”>迷恋某人, 深深 地爱上某人)
8：Hey, Alexa, did you hook up with that girl from the bar? 嗨，阿力克斯，你那天晚上泡到那个女孩没有？
9：-I chickened out. -Really? -我怕了。-真的？（chicken out: [美俚”>因害怕而停止做某事, 因胆小而放弃）
10：l can’t believe you fell for that. 你竟然上当了。(fall for: 受骗)
11：-Sure. -l don’t want you to strike out tomorrow.-没问题。-我不想你明天又白费力气。 (strike out: v.勾销, 抹去；删去)
12：l’m a sucker for lilies.我很喜欢百合。
13：l suck at this job. 我讨厌这个工作。
14：I didn’t mean to put you on the spot or anything. 我不是让你难堪或者别的。(put sb. on the spot使某人处于难堪地位)
15：…you’ve been dying to make out with me for some time now. 你从刚才开始就一直想和我亲热。(make out: [口”>进展, 开展；[美俚”>接吻, 爱抚; 性交)
16：…but we are actually seeing each other. 但是我们事实上在恋爱。
17：Because l came here to break up with you. 因为我这次来是和你说分手的。
18：Yeah. I fell for one chick and I’m losing my mind. Good luck with that. 是啊，我只喜欢一个小妞，真他妈疯了。祝你好运。(fall for: 爱上,
倾心；lose one’s mind: 不能自制)
19：…so we thought we’d drop by to wish you bon voyage. 所以我们就是过来看看顺便预祝一路顺风。(drop by: v.随便访问；bon voyage: n.<法>一路
平安, 再见)
1：He’s slipping his arm in the drawer and out comes the cookie jar. All clear. 把他的右手伸到抽屉里，将饼干盒偷了出来，解除警报。
倒装句：倒装是一种语法手段，用于表示一定的句子结构或强调某一句子成分。倒装句有两种：完全倒装和部分倒装。
a. 完全倒装
完全倒装即把整个谓语放到主语之前（是整个谓语动词，而非助动词）。
例：In came the teacher and the class began. （老师走了进来，然后开始上课。）
b. 部分倒装
部分倒装即只把谓语的一部分（如助动词、情态动词等）放到主语前，或把句子的强调成分提前。
例：Were she to leave right now, she would get there on Sunday.（如果她立刻就走，她就能在星期天到达那里。）
2：-You crack me up, kamaaina. -Oh, yeah? -你真让我觉得好笑。-是吗？
crack sb. [sth.”> up: 吹捧某人[某事”>, 把某人[某事”>捧上天
3：…but l was kind of off my game. But, man, was she cute, though. 可是我当时有点不在状况。不过，她真的很可爱。
be off one’s game: (竞技)状态不好, 不佳
4：Yeah, that’s usually my policy. Make sure l don’t get tied down. 是，那是我一贯的原则，我不想被拴住。
tie down: v.系住, 拴住, 束缚
5：Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party……then cheated on you with whole wrestling team. 你的高中情人在舞会上喝醉了，然后跟整个摔跤队发生了关系。
cheat on: 对…不忠
6：I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy. 我因为最近缺少肌肤之亲，所以心情不好。
grouchy: adj. <美>不高兴的, 不满的
due to：因为；由…引起；由于
lack: n.（常与of连用）缺乏；需要
7：Fry some up and throw some eggs on it. 能不能帮我做一些，再加个鸡蛋？
fry up: (用煎锅)把食物热一下
8：Well, my fingers are available for your sniffing pleasure anytime you need them. 这样啊，我的手可以随时为你的嗅觉服务。
available: adj.可用到的, 可利用的, 有用的, 有空的, 接受探访的
be available for: 可得到的；可利用的
9：Sea lions are known for their athleticism…海狮的运动能力力众所周知。
be known for: v.因…而众所周知
10：-You suck, you’re good at everything. -Father of the Year strikes again. 你们这些小鬼，怎么什么都会。-又丢脸了。
good at: 擅长…
11：She doesn’t want guys hitting on her while she has her breakfast. 她不喜欢在她吃早饭的时候有男的来泡她。
hit on: 偶然发现
12：-I’m not looking for a one-night stand. -Anything with Lucy is a one-night stand, numb-nuts. -我不是在找一夜情。-任何事情对露西来说都只能维持一晚。
one-night stand: (旅行剧团在一城镇)一夜的停留演出；一夜夫妻, 露水姻缘
13：He learned his lesson! 他已经得到教训了！
learn one’s lesson: 得到教训
give[read”> sb. a lesson: 教训某人
14：I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this. 我从来没有在下午这样和你在一起。
hang out: [美俚”>闲逛; (在某处)闲呆着
15：It’s to keep the video as up-to-date as possible. 好记录在录像里。
up-to-date: adj. 直到现在的, 最近的, 当代的, 新式的
16：You were going for a feelski! 你是想模拟滑雪吧！
go for: v.去找, 努力获取
17：Well, you probably thought l couldn’t live up to the hype. 你可能认为我忍受不了这种刺激。
live up to: 真正做到，生活得无愧于
18：Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here? 嗨，你们来这里干什么？
heck: [英口”>地狱(hell的委婉说法, 用以加强语气或咒骂)
19：…because you thought you were holding me back from having… 因为你觉得我会因为你失去……
hold back: 阻碍发展 (= keep back)
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